I could never leave this boy.

We tried to watch The Usual Suspects but it didn't work. Who ever said that movie was good is a retard. A complete retard I tell you!So we are watching a Ben Folds Live dvd instead and it's a lot more fun.

i.q.

when I was four years old they tried to test my I.Q.they showed me a picture of 3 oranges and a pearthey said, which one is different it does not belongthey taught me different is wrongbut when I was 13 years old I woke up one morning thighs covered in bloodlike a warlike a warningthat I live in a breakable takeable body an ever-increasingly valuable bodythat a woman had come in the night to replace medeface mesee, my body is borrowedyeah, I got it on loanfor the time in between my mom and some maggotsI don't need anyone to hold meI can hold my ownI got highways for stretchmarkssee where I've grownI sing sometimes like my life is at stake'cause you're only as loud as the noises you makeI'm learning to laugh as hard as I can listen'cause silence is violence in women and poor peopleif more people were screaming then I could relaxbut a good brain ain't diddleyif you don't have the factswe live in a breakable takeable worldan ever available possible worldand we can make music like we can make dogenius is in a back beat backseat to nothing if you're dancingespecially something stupid like I.Q.for every lie I unlearn I learn something newI sing sometimes for the war that I fight'cause every tool is a weapon -if you hold it right..ani difranco.

"What?"

I feel floaty today. It's like I can't have a specific thought long enough to really think about it. I feel apathetic and lackadaisical. Someone tie my feet down.

priceless.

Look at the necklace I got out of a vending machine for 50 cents:And it doesn't even suck!(yeah, sorry about the blurriness. Not the best camera in the world...)Apparently it means "harmony" -- that's what the sticker says, anyways. The little bubble-container thingies are really hard to open.

What the hell.

All I want is a Honolulu Volunteer Fire Department t-shirt and I can't find one ANYWHERE! You'd think that somewhere in the infinite sea of porno and anonymous screen names, SOMEWHERE they'd have a Honolulu Volunteer Fire Department t-shirt for sale. Nope. They don't.--I found carabiners and pelican cases though. Pffft.-->:(

I'm go...

I'm going to go cuddle with Kyle now. I think I'm past the "don't touch me ever" phase and moving into the "I'd cry during a Procrit commercial" phase. Yep. I need a cuddle.

Hula Helen!

This is for twiceyesterday:*laughs hysterically*I wish she was hula-ing.